Mobmilcet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty coyote.

Mobmilcet created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobmilcet, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobmilcet, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mobmilcet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mobmilcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.