Buscusstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy goat.

Buscusstarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buscusstarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Buscusstarp, it will cry a lot.

Buscusstarp's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Buscusstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Buscusstarp on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Always wear gray.

4. You must love Buscusstarp.

5. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the east.