Litjonstig is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, selfish
wolf.
Litjonstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Litjonstig, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Litjonstig, he will throw large rocks at you.
Litjonstig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Litjonstig's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Litjonstig loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Litjonstig.
5. Never think about cell theory.