Parkbadyam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, calm armadillo.

Parkbadyam created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbadyam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Parkbadyam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Parkbadyam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Parkbadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Respect your elders.