Fobrullvid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow hyena.

Fobrullvid created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Fobrullvid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobrullvid, it will turn you into a mole.

Fobrullvid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fobrullvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Never paint your chest purple.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Always obey Fobrullvid's priests.

5. Run away if seven geese approach from the north.