Matgodnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise whale.

Matgodnad created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgodnad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Matgodnad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Matgodnad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Matgodnad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Matgodnad.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.