Weglipdud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, emotional finch.

Weglipdud created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglipdud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weglipdud, she will turn you into a goat.

Weglipdud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Weglipdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always help sick birds.