Jenxindim Dutcunstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring unicorn.

Jenxindim Dutcunstaf created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenxindim Dutcunstaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jenxindim Dutcunstaf, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jenxindim Dutcunstaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jenxindim Dutcunstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never paint your back purple.