Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak coyote.

Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never paint your feet violet.

4. Always obey Dusscunwod Kopfubjarn's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.