Arn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional frog.

Arn created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arn, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Arn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Arn.

2. Never jump near goats.

3. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing black tights.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.