Arntafgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous dove.

Arntafgig created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arntafgig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arntafgig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arntafgig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Arntafgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. You must pray to Arntafgig eight times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.