Homjappon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful coyote.

Homjappon created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homjappon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Homjappon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Homjappon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Homjappon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Homjappon on top of important buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear violet jumpers.