Tagkadzed is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy skunk.

Tagkadzed created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagkadzed, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tagkadzed, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tagkadzed's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tagkadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Always wear gray.