Listget is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless bear.

Listget created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Listget, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listget, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Listget's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Listget's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

5. Always help sick pigs.