Saglegrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous elephant.

Saglegrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Saglegrag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Saglegrag, it will come to you in dreams.

Saglegrag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Saglegrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not hurt snails.