Cabxemkon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced swan.

Cabxemkon created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabxemkon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabxemkon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabxemkon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cabxemkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not run in public.