Motliklap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful swallow.

Motliklap created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motliklap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Motliklap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Motliklap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Motliklap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away from black nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about moons.