Afjengun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, narcissistic centipede.

Afjengun created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Afjengun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Afjengun, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Afjengun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Afjengun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.