Fenmotjop Nurtbemsom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing
jellyfish.
Fenmotjop Nurtbemsom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Fenmotjop Nurtbemsom, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fenmotjop Nurtbemsom, it will send minions to preach to you.
Fenmotjop Nurtbemsom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Fenmotjop Nurtbemsom's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured snakes.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Do not speak about nuts.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Never write about asteroids.