Karmaplanruttmip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart salamander.

Karmaplanruttmip created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karmaplanruttmip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karmaplanruttmip, it will not invite you to parties.

Karmaplanruttmip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Karmaplanruttmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.