Fodrutkar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring centipede.

Fodrutkar created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrutkar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodrutkar, she will turn you into a mole.

Fodrutkar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fodrutkar's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fodrutkar eight times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed pineapples to dolphins while wearing green coats.

5. Always obey Fodrutkar's priests.