Lungepmapgum Foblaprakhan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful bear.

Lungepmapgum Foblaprakhan created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lungepmapgum Foblaprakhan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lungepmapgum Foblaprakhan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lungepmapgum Foblaprakhan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lungepmapgum Foblaprakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.