Yodzumwab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong naga.

Yodzumwab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yodzumwab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yodzumwab, she will remove you from existence.

Yodzumwab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yodzumwab's Holy Commandments

1. Yodzumwab loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.