Fetdibceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless monkey.

Fetdibceb created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdibceb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fetdibceb, it will turn you into a frog.

Fetdibceb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fetdibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip in holy places.