Bugmaplat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, irritating wolf.

Bugmaplat created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bugmaplat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bugmaplat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bugmaplat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bugmaplat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear mauve kilts.

5. Never wear scarves.