Nilgadrilflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil ant.

Nilgadrilflig created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgadrilflig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilgadrilflig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nilgadrilflig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nilgadrilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Hide from mauve otters for they are unholy.

3. Never wear blue shirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.