Fedjenrag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong seal.

Fedjenrag created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedjenrag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedjenrag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fedjenrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fedjenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help shrews.

4. You must love Fedjenrag.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.