Nartfitfut is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective crocodile.

Nartfitfut created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartfitfut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nartfitfut, she will torture you forever.

Nartfitfut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nartfitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.