Rutbonril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying wyrm.

Rutbonril created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rutbonril, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutbonril, she will turn you into a worm.

Rutbonril's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rutbonril's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rutbonril.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Always obey Rutbonril's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.