Naddavmit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome bird.

Naddavmit created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Naddavmit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Naddavmit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Naddavmit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Naddavmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Do not make images of living things.