Jabzimlit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever dingo.

Jabzimlit created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Jabzimlit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabzimlit, it will ignore you.

Jabzimlit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jabzimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jabzimlit.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.