Venrullven is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid slug.

Venrullven created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Venrullven, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Venrullven, it will jump up and down on your head.

Venrullven's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Venrullven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip in the presence of turtles.