Cedlarppop Hasjatdobcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident hippopotamus.

Cedlarppop Hasjatdobcuss created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedlarppop Hasjatdobcuss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedlarppop Hasjatdobcuss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cedlarppop Hasjatdobcuss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cedlarppop Hasjatdobcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Pray towards the west.