Nulbonflamvonklimgamteenveen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate hedgehog.

Nulbonflamvonklimgamteenveen created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nulbonflamvonklimgamteenveen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nulbonflamvonklimgamteenveen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nulbonflamvonklimgamteenveen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nulbonflamvonklimgamteenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Hide if eight goats approach from the west.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.