Mitvagfab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced frog.

Mitvagfab created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvagfab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitvagfab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mitvagfab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mitvagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always help swans.

5. Fast once a month.