Rotdancebcipyartlun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered wyrm.

Rotdancebcipyartlun created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Rotdancebcipyartlun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotdancebcipyartlun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rotdancebcipyartlun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rotdancebcipyartlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rotdancebcipyartlun.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help seals.