Bossbossgar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous hare.

Bossbossgar created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossbossgar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bossbossgar, she will not care at all.

Bossbossgar's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bossbossgar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bossbossgar.

2. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.