Zengudsab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring narwhal.

Zengudsab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zengudsab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zengudsab, she will turn you into a snail.

Zengudsab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zengudsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. You must love Zengudsab.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about comets.