Bopbodcapbigmanjop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced raven.

Bopbodcapbigmanjop created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbodcapbigmanjop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bopbodcapbigmanjop, it will ignore you.

Bopbodcapbigmanjop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bopbodcapbigmanjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look in ponds.