Tomdapgetlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate guinea pig.

Tomdapgetlarn created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomdapgetlarn, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tomdapgetlarn, she will think nothing of it.

Tomdapgetlarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tomdapgetlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention capybaras.