Pasbogquart Higyamgen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, stupid bee.

Pasbogquart Higyamgen created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbogquart Higyamgen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pasbogquart Higyamgen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pasbogquart Higyamgen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pasbogquart Higyamgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near rats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.