Pasbogquart Higyamgen is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, stupid
bee.
Pasbogquart Higyamgen created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pasbogquart Higyamgen, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pasbogquart Higyamgen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Pasbogquart Higyamgen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Pasbogquart Higyamgen's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near rats.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not dye your hair yellow.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not wear copper on your body.