Mobfonleg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving fly.

Mobfonleg created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobfonleg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mobfonleg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mobfonleg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mobfonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Mobfonleg loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Mobfonleg's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the east.