Dunjinran is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic camel.

Dunjinran created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunjinran, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dunjinran, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dunjinran's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dunjinran's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Always obey Dunjinran's priests.