Vaglarnmobhap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable walrus.

Vaglarnmobhap created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglarnmobhap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vaglarnmobhap, she will destroy your home planet.

Vaglarnmobhap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vaglarnmobhap's Holy Commandments

1. Vaglarnmobhap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Vaglarnmobhap first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.