Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective frog.

Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Timhubbumpitcut Quafhubhiv Kikvigdit's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.