Gumbagfed is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking hummingbird.

Gumbagfed created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbagfed, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gumbagfed, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gumbagfed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gumbagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.