Cintagingjin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless wren.

Cintagingjin created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cintagingjin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cintagingjin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cintagingjin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cintagingjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cintagingjin.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.