Koptar is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous
chicken.
Koptar created the world two million years ago.
If you believe in
Koptar, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Koptar, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Koptar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Koptar's Holy Commandments1. Run away from black porpoises, for they are unholy.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Hide if three pigs approach from the south.
4. Always wear pink.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.