Koptar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Koptar created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Koptar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Koptar, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Koptar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Koptar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if three pigs approach from the south.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.