Yarlvonvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid lion.

Yarlvonvon created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvonvon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarlvonvon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yarlvonvon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yarlvonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear gray shirts.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Hide if six mice approach from the south.