Rutteennat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful fish.

Rutteennat created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutteennat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rutteennat, she will turn you into a goat.

Rutteennat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rutteennat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Hide from magenta mice for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if four doves approach from the east.